Dr Pepper Wants To See Chinese Democracy
We suspect think that Dr Pepper isn't thinking of the beleaguered Monks in Tibet when they declare their support for "Chinese Democracy". In this "pressreleasetosavetheworld", the purveyor of tooth decay promises that they "WILL GIVE EVERYONE IN AMERICA A FREE SODA IF AXL ROSE RELEASES NEW GUNS N’ ROSES ALBUM, CHINESE DEMOCRACY, IN 2008". Everyone except Slash and Buckethead that is.